MORNING NAPALM

This behemoth of a breakfast tea has actually won awards for being so damn hardcore! This isn't some wimpy herbal infusion, but a seriously full-bodied blend that kicks your day into high gear! The judges called it "fresh and distinctive" - we just call it Morning Napalm!

Ingredients:

Premium, organic black tea. That's it. No BS.

Are you man enough to follow Instructions?

Drop a tea pyramid in your cup and let it steep in boiling water for 3-4 minutes. We know you want to just eyeball it, but trust us on this one. The water should be as hot as your ex's temper (95-100°C). Yes, we see you reaching for the microwave. Stop that right now.

Caffeine Kick

A solid dose of 27-35mg per cup. Enough to get you off the couch without giving you the coffee jitters.

YIPPEE CHAI-YAY MOTHERFUCKER

Badass blend of turmeric (68%) and chai spices. Turmeric is known to be your body's best ally against inflammation and aches, and researchers believe it might even fight dementia. We've added black pepper for maximum absorption, and the whole thing is packed with natural health benefits. Winner of Great Taste 2017 because it delivers a knockout punch to your taste buds.

Ingredients

Turmeric root, cinnamon, cardamom, licorice, and black pepper

Instructions (We Know You'll Ignore These) Let a tea pyramid steep in boiling water (95-100°C) for 4-6 minutes. Don't try to speed this up by squeezing the bag like a stress ball. We can't stop you, but we will judge you silently from afar.

Caffeine

Zero. Zilch. Just pure plant power!

MACHO MATCHA

A superior blend of Japanese Matcha, Chinese Gunpowder Green tea and Grapefruit oil that makes coffee drinkers question their life choices. Rich flavor, sustained energy, zero jitters.

Ingredients
Premium green tea dusted with Japanese Matcha, flavoured with grapefruit oil.

Instructions (Read This, We Dare You)
Let a tea pyramid steep in boiling water (95-100°C) for 3 minutes. Yes, that means waiting. No, stirring it frantically won't make it steep faster. And for the love of all things tea, don't microwave the water with the tea bag in it. We know what you're thinking, and we're disappointed.

Brand illustration

Serious about Tea. Seriously not serious About The Rest.

Straight out of Norway, the land of fjords, fierce legends, and... us. We face a national dilemma. Trying to sound as cool as our tea tastes is borderline impossible in Norwegian. Seriously, "Tea that packs a punch" just sounds so much better than "Slagkraftig te".

So, we use English. Partly for our grand plans of global tea domination, but mostly so we don't sound like your dad trying to be hip.

Now that we've cleared that up...


Most tea brands are aggressively polite and we figured there's room for... actual personality.

At TNTEA, our only sacred cow is ridiculously good, ethically sourced tea. Seriously, that's where our seriousness begins and abruptly ends.

That dynamite getup? The names like 'Yippee Chai-yay Motherfucker' that aren't exactly whispering sweet nothings? That's us deliberately stirring the pot (pun intended). We think it's fun, the world could use less tiptoeing, and frankly, tea this good shouldn't be condemned to a boring shelf life.

We're for anyone who appreciates a top-quality brew and a brand that doesn't take marketing clichés (or itself) too damn seriously. If that sounds like your cup of tea, welcome aboard.