MORNING NAPALM

Award-winning hardcore breakfast tea! Not some wimpy infusion – this premium organic black tea kicks your day into high gear. Fresh, distinctive, and packs a proper caffeine kick. No BS.

YIPPEE CHAI-YAY MOTHERFUCKER

Badass turmeric & chai blend that delivers a knockout punch (Great Taste Winner!). Fights inflammation, tastes incredible. Zero caffeine, pure plant power with maximum absorption. Your body's best ally.

MACHO MATCHA

Makes coffee drinkers question life choices. Superior blend of Japanese Matcha, Gunpowder Green & grapefruit oil. Rich flavour, sustained energy, zero jitters. Looks tough, tastes smooth. Seriously.

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Serious about Tea. Seriously not serious About The Rest.

Straight out of Norway, the land of fjords, fierce legends, and... us. We face a national dilemma. Trying to sound as cool as our tea tastes is borderline impossible in Norwegian. Seriously, "Tea that packs a punch" just sounds so much better than "Slagkraftig te".

So, we use English. Partly for our grand plans of global tea domination, but mostly so we don't sound like your dad trying to be hip.

Now that we've cleared that up...


Most tea brands are aggressively polite and we figured there's room for... actual personality.

At TNTEA, our only sacred cow is ridiculously good, ethically sourced tea. Seriously, that's where our seriousness begins and abruptly ends.

That dynamite getup? The names like 'Yippee Chai-yay Motherfucker' that aren't exactly whispering sweet nothings? That's us deliberately stirring the pot (pun intended). We think it's fun, the world could use less tiptoeing, and frankly, tea this good shouldn't be condemned to a boring shelf life.

We're for anyone who appreciates a top-quality brew and a brand that doesn't take marketing clichés (or itself) too damn seriously. If that sounds like your cup of tea, welcome aboard.