TNTEA Launch Bundle

3x15 biodegradable tea pyramids

Our first three tea blends - Morning Napalm, Yippee Chai-Yay Motherfucker, and Macho Matcha - bound together in a dynamite bundle. Perfect as your first order to discover your favorite, as a gift for the men in your life who need a serious beverage upgrade, or even if you don't even drink tea and just want our killer packaging design on a shelf at home.

MORNING NAPALM

This behemoth of a breakfast tea has actually won awards for being so damn hardcore! This isn't some wimpy herbal infusion, but a seriously full-bodied blend that kicks your day into high gear! The judges called it "fresh and distinctive" - we just call it Morning Napalm!

Ingredients
Premium, organic black tea. That's it. No BS.

Are you man enough to follow Instructions?
Drop a tea pyramid in your cup and let it steep in boiling water for 3-4 minutes. We know you want to just eyeball it, but trust us on this one. The water should be as hot as your ex's temper (95-100°C). Yes, we see you reaching for the microwave. Stop that right now.

Caffeine Kick
A solid dose of 27-35mg per cup. Enough to get you off the couch without giving you the coffee jitters.

YIPPEE CHAI-YAY MOTHERFUCKER

A badass blend of turmeric (68%) and chai spices. Turmeric is known to be your body's best ally against inflammation and aches, and researchers believe it might even fight dementia. We've added black pepper for maximum absorption, and the whole thing is packed with natural health benefits. Winner of Great Taste 2017 because it delivers a knockout punch to your taste buds.

Ingredients
Turmeric root, cinnamon, cardamom, licorice, and black pepper

Instructions (We Know You'll Ignore These):
Let a tea pyramid steep in boiling water (95-100°C) for 4-6 minutes. Don't try to speed this up by squeezing the bag like a stress ball. We can't stop you, but we will judge you silently from afar.

Caffeine:
Zero. Zilch. Just pure plant power!

MACHO MATCHA

A superior blend of Japanese Matcha, Chinese Gunpowder Green tea and Grapefruit oil that makes coffee drinkers question their life choices. Rich flavor, sustained energy, zero jitters.

Ingredients:
Premium green tea dusted with Japanese Matcha, flavoured with grapefruit oil.

Instructions (Read This, We Dare You):
Let a tea pyramid steep in boiling water (95-100°C) for 3 minutes. Yes, that means waiting. No, stirring it frantically won't make it steep faster. And for the love of all things tea, don't microwave the water with the tea bag in it. We know what you're thinking, and we're disappointed.