FAQ
PRODUCT QUESTIONS
Q: Is TNTEA actually good for you? A: Unlike that office sludge you've been choking down, our teas are packed with antioxidants, provide clean sustained energy without the crash, and contain natural compounds that support focus and metabolism. But we're not here to sound like a health blog - they taste damn good too.
Q: How much caffeine is in your tea? A: Morning Napalm delivers a solid 27-35mg per cup - enough to get you moving without the coffee jitters. Macho Matcha provides a steady, focused energy from its green tea blend. Yippee Chai-Yay Motherfucker is caffeine-free but packed with turmeric and spices that naturally energize.
Q: Are your teas organic/ethically sourced? A: Yes, but we don't make a big deal about it. We source premium, ethical ingredients because that's just a given starting a tea company in 2025. We are men, not monsters.
ORDERING & SHIPPING
Q: How long will shipping take? A: Pre orders will be delivered in Q2, 2025.
Q: Do you ship internationally? A: No, for the time being we only ship to Norway.
Q: What if my package is damaged or lost? A: Contact us immediately at shop@tntea.no with your order number. We'll make it right faster than you can say "this office coffee tastes like dishwater."
BREWING & USAGE
Q: How do I brew TNTEA properly? A: Drop a tea pyramid in your cup and let it steep in boiling water (95-100°C) for 3-5 minutes depending on the blend. Yes, we know you want to just eyeball it, but trust us on this one. Detailed instructions are on each package for those brave enough to follow them.
Q: Can I add milk or sweeteners to TNTEA? A: It's your tea, do what you want. Our blends are designed to taste great on their own, but we're not going to judge you. Much.
Q: How should I store my tea? A: Keep it in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight, strong odors, and people who might steal it because it's so good. The airtight packaging helps maintain freshness, but once opened, use within 3 months for optimal flavor.
Q: Can I reuse the tea bags? A: Our tea pyramids are designed for single use to deliver maximum flavor. Reusing them is like wearing the same underwear for a week - technically possible but not recommended.
SUBSCRIPTIONS & SPECIAL OFFERS
Q: Do you offer subscriptions? A: Not yet - please reach out if you are interested.
Q: Do you offer samples? A: We don't currently offer samples, but our starter bundle gives you all three blends at a discounted price.
COMPANY & BRAND
Q: Is TNTEA really just for men? A: While our brand speaks to men who've been underserved by traditional tea companies, anyone can enjoy our teas. Women with good taste buy it for themselves too - we're about attitude, not chromosomes.
Q: Why did you create TNTEA? A: We were tired of seeing men hide their Earl Grey in protein shakers and disguise their Darjeeling as "dark roast." The tea market completely ignores 47% of global tea drinkers (men), so we created teas with bold flavors, clean energy, and packaging that doesn't make you feel like you're at your grandmother's garden party.
Q: Are your tea bags biodegradable/eco-friendly? A: Yes, our tea pyramids are made from 100% biodegradable materialt. We care about the environment, but we don't use it as our main selling point because that's just basic decency.